If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
You were trust falling into bushes
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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