I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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