Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
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