when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
people are starting to question the shark bite story
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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