You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
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