I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
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