I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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