Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
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