oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
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