he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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