I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
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