I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
He uses pillows to masturbate.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
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