Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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