I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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