I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
Randomize
