Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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