I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Congratulations! We have a period
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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