Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
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