I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
What did we do last night that was yellow?
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
17 year olds will be the death of me.
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
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