Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
a day off where I donβt get laid would be worthless
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP ππππ
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