We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
You need Xanax blowdarts
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
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