she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
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