i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
you tried to scramble eggs in my dryer last night. i want you here in 15 minutes to clean this shit up
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
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