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(908): View more from New Jersey

im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did

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(817): View more from Texas

I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!

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(312): View more from Illinois

Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex

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(803): View more from South Carolina

so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.

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(512): View more from Texas

Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.

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(253): View more from Washington

Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...

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(402): View more from Nebraska

I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...

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(860): View more from Connecticut

im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick

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