nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
I made my uber driver take a pit stop between clubs so we could restock on Xanax. #priorities
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
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