I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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