to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
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