yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
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