I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
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