If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
There was a time I was reining queen of Sunday funday... And at that same time I also weighed 20 pounds more, had the morale of a spearmint rhino stripper, and woke up most mornings asking more questions than fucking Barbara Walters. I think I just wrote my own epitaph.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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