so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
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