I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
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