I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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