she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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