I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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