bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
Randomize
