I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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