Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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