do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
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