Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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