So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
dude i woke up to 20 missed calls from you, 3 from a blocked number and had 13 voicemails that all said "send me a picture of your tits."
so im guessing thats a no.....
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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