he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
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