he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
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