I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
It's official drugs can't kill me
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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