Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
Congratulations, your dick has been selected to participate in my birthday sex. Please reply with a response.
Do I have a choice?
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Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
Randomize
