my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
The air was thick with penises
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
My vagina is very pro this idea
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
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