Quick, to the slutcave!
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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