Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
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