didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
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