i was born a porn star she said
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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