Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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